damn hot immortal thats got real bad age fluidity problems and a heavy involvement with the black market
"dave isnt satanist he just is satan"
"ys ys im loathe 2 admit but dave is probs the most fit 2 be danny devito in our weird always sunny group that isnt even together anymor by virtue of being the only god among us."
-2 quality testimonials by tumblr user fluttersleuth